Sunday, October 21, 2012

The Story of She + Me = Us

I am proud to say that I am in a successful relationship. Today I realized why my relationship is successful. Most people attempt to add someone to their own world rather than building a world together. In other words, that love interest becomes a co-star rather than your entire story meshing with his/her story and thus becoming a new story about the both of you together. 

She loves tango. I have taken up tango. 
I am heavily invested in politics. She has also recently become more invested in politics.
I make her tapes of recent CDs I've purchase for her to listen to. 
She cooks things that she likes that I haven't tried before.
We watch many of the same shows.
We shop together.
We cook together.
We clean up together.
We take care of each other.

I think the openness that we have to allow our worlds to intertwine holds us together like no marriage certificate or offspring ever could.

Now this isn't to say that we don't have our own separate lives. When she and I aren't together, we are the people we have always been, but with a little extra shine that we get from spending quality time and being loved by one another.

Shout out to mi amor. You know who you are.

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Random Conversation In My Head Volume 1

A: So what's up, man?

B: Baby raped me.

A: What? You got raped by a baby?

B: No. Her name is Baby.

A: So you got raped by a baby named Baby?

B: No! The bitch's name is Baby that raped me.

A: Soo.. You got raped by a dog named Baby?

B: What is wrong with you?

A: Me? You the one got raped by a baby!

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong: "You Goin' to Jail Now!" Edition



I know I'm late but I have to say my piece..

I personally would never hit a woman. I wouldn't put my hands on any other individual unless it was to defend myself..

However..

She got what was coming to her. Any individual, man or female, that thinks it's OK to provoke someone deserves pretty much whatever happens next. And to be fair, whatever happens to the bus driver after this altercation is what he deserves. People, especially people who were raised with a fight mode like a light switch, need to understand that there are consequences for your actions.

Also, while I'm on the subject, I want women to understand something. You can't have the equality you want without the consequence that comes along with it. Most women would argue that women are equal to men.. But once something like this happens, the whole "she's a female" bullshit comes out of the woodwork. I believe someone bigger shouldn't beat up on someone smaller, but that whole male and female thing is done. If you are big and bad enough to provoke someone bigger and badder than you, you deserve a lesson in big and badness.. Gender's got nothing to do with it.

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

@MulattoBravado


First name The, last name Mulatto..
Off that swag shit rockin' my bravado..
Winnin' on some other shit, motherfuck a lotto,
cooler than a ice bucket bottle of Moscato

Find me on twitter..

Friday, October 5, 2012

Numbers Don't Lie



Shout out to everybody who showed me love on the facebook numbers game.


9 - We've become good friends, and i've grown to value your opinion, hate and all. Glad we share a city and an office and not an apartment any more. I also enjoyed watch the first two season of your life in this area. Best.Reality.Show.Ever


2005 Lmbo....Til this day I still owe you a slap (Big 1 lil head ). You always get me to laugh regardless.Your the only person that ik that still has not gained any weight *literally & I envy that lol . On a serious note your 1 of the biggest sweethearts ik & your 1 of the few ppl who hasn't changed on me. Even though you than had plenty of opportunities to do that ...I have mad ♥ 4 ya !!!! :*


5 fuck "like a brother" you ARE MY BROTHER

5 Why in da Fuck would you need me to do a number game for you????? I can just call you to tell yo raggedy azz what i think about you!!!!!! HAHAAAHA


00 Your are really confident, and have an amzing sense of humor, those are all qualities that I wish I had a lot more of. Can't be around you a minute without laughing, relaxing and enjoying the fun of the moment. You'll will be a great success someday, because you believe in yourself, you have an abundance in charisma and you definitely have the talent and deligence to achieve anything you want. I look forward to that day, it'll put a smile on my face to see you achieve the thing you want the most, because I'll know that you truly deserve it! Stay thirsty my friend. :)


In reply... 12.34: You were always a mystery to me. I'll literally never forget our first conversation. And slowly discovering everything I could about you. Almost like a thirst. You are outstandingly intelligent and talented. You are an individual. As bland as that sounds, it's a hard quality to find these days. Our bond will always run deep no matter the distance (though we should close that gap reeeally soon). You're like the brother I always wanted! Funny how that works ;)


#7 you are such a cool person with a great personality. You were always easy to get a long with and you made family get togethers more fun. You are still apart of the family in my mind and you are missed :)


#1245 It is scary how similar we are! I trust your advice because it is like getting advice from myself and why would I give bad advice. If I ever get married you will be one of my bridesmaids, i guess you can where a suit as long as it goes with the periwinkle pumps. ( prince wears heels and no one seems to mind, and you did always look like him right?) Sn: i will not be getting you anything for Christmas as I know you still have not opened that video game I got you last year... smh

Friday, September 7, 2012

Love > Hate



Mitt Romney is going to LOSE the 2012 presidential election because Mitt Romney's supporters HATE Barack Obama.

Barack Obama is going to WIN the 2012 presidential election because Barack Obama's supporters LOVE Barack Obama.

LOVE > HATE